dick pics from 1950
i'm a taco at a sausage fest.

hawkeye #2
hawkeye #2

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sayofthelivinganything:

It literally kills me when men think they know women’s fashion better than women

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hells-kitchen:

teenagenicks:

just wait till the end

"fukin ‘ell!!"

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swarnpert:

punk: rebelling against authority

pop punk: rebelling against your parents because they won’t drive you to hot topic with your friends

(via petesturbation)

thedangersofsimplemindedness:

The first time mainstream america was exposed to the sound of Odd Future 

thedangersofsimplemindedness:

The first time mainstream america was exposed to the sound of Odd Future 

(via yo-itspinkmanbitch)

swarleyu:


emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

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me (dating a girl named liz and also taking a delicious lasagna out of the oven):
hey anyone want some liz on ya? well you can't, she's mine. hahahaha. okay liz you can go home now I only dated you to make that joke

heckacute:

I can’t wait until I have enough money to get a tattoo on the front of my thigh because then I’ll be able to take pictures of it in the bathtub and start drinking tea and date a boring guy with a big beard who loves seven inch records and ignores my needs. 

(via musicismywonderland)

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

(via marc0-butt)

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

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souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

(via deep-fried-dick)

cknd:

People who were in their 70’s when Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon grew up with trains and horses as transportation. Just imagine what kind of things we will experience in the future.

(via slendermanhood)