dick pics from 1950
i'm a taco at a sausage fest.

martinfreeman:

when u dont wanna go home but that is where your dog lives tho…

chocolaty:

chocolaty:

milk

why is my url not chocolate

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spermbanker:

i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants

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spoopycrutchie:

my color blind friend just posted this on facebook

spoopycrutchie:

my color blind friend just posted this on facebook

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blakanubis:

That feeling you get during a dry spell on Tumblr, save for that one sole spike in likes and reblogs.

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mermaidneko:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

Time to bring this back


HOLY WOW I NEED TO DO THIS

mermaidneko:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

Time to bring this back

HOLY WOW I NEED TO DO THIS

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milthanks:

why he lick me

milthanks:

why he lick me

(Source: awwww-cute, via strangelyboring)

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

image

this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

(Source: andrewbelami, via draco-inthe-impala-inthe-tardis)

lameboyfriend:

if you don’t think dogs are important why are you even talking to me

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lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

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thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

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liberalsarecool:

Conservatism as policy is a failure. #abstinence

liberalsarecool:

Conservatism as policy is a failure. #abstinence

(Source: adeyami, via strangelyboring)